wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via narcotic)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via sasstro-castro)

always-surrounded:

If your heart doesn’t feel like it’s gonna come out of your chest when the lights go off at a concert you’re either lying or you don’t deserve to go to concerts

(Source: unholyfriend, via wonderless-s)